So here’s an idea. I’m going to be Barack Obama for Halloween. When kids come to my door, I’ll welcome them to the Barack Obama Socialist Nightmare. For each group of children that comes to my door I am going to take candy from the child with the most candy. I’ll keep some for myself, and then redistribute the remainder among other children. I’ll give some to those in the group with the least amount of candy, and I’ll even give some to the child next door who was too lazy to go out and collect candy. This is only fair! After all, I need to spread the candy around!
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