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		<title>What does IRS really stand for?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Apr 2011 22:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Country Survival</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.countrysurvival.com/?p=1307</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The government (and military) use acronyms all the time, and sometimes they do not even know what they stand for. I like to come up with my own verbiage of what acronyms really mean. For example, for the past couple years, I have referred to the TSA as the &#8220;Tyrants of Sexual Assault&#8221; &#8230;since it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Police Can View Email Without Warrant</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2011 22:35:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Country Survival</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you value your privacy, you may want to know that your e-mail and other online communication is no longer private. US Police increasingly view private email and instant messages. Yes, law enforcement has to get a wiretap and warrant for &#8220;real-time&#8221; interception (which can cost thousands of dollars). However, there is no such requirement [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 12 Reasons Not to Have Food Storage</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Apr 2011 20:02:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Country Survival</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.countrysurvival.com/?p=1286</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Most people do not have a year&#8217;s supply of food storage. I hear it all the time&#8230;.my neighbors will help me, the Church will provide for me, the government will give me food. Sorry, but you can not put your family&#8217;s temporal salvation in the hands of other people. No one else is going to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Preparing for Disaster</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Apr 2011 01:24:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Country Survival</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.countrysurvival.com/?p=1294</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If you do not yet have a long term storage of foods or other adequate preparations for a disaster, now is the time to start your preparedness checklist. There are a variety of reasons why it is necessary to have a food storage and be prepared for the worst. You should take the time to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>All is Safely Gathered In</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Apr 2011 09:52:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Country Survival</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Food Storage]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stories of the faithful who heed the prophet&#8217;s council and find peace in difficult times. Food Storage is not a suggestion, it is a commandment! To follow the prophet, you need to follow all the commandments. Food storage is just as important as tithing or living the law of chastity or anything else. Learn how [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Prepare Every Needful Thing</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Apr 2011 09:39:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Country Survival</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Natural Disasters]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[earthquake]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.countrysurvival.com/?p=1301</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Stories of preparedness, rescue and recovery. Necessity to have 72-hour kit, food storage, and more. Prepare an emergency plan and implement it when necessary. &#8220;Prepare every needful thing&#8230;&#8221; D&#038;C 88:119.]]></description>
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		<title>Food Prices Up Nearly 50%</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Apr 2011 03:55:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Country Survival</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Food Storage]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.countrysurvival.com/?p=1297</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Home Storage Center prices for bulk foods has increased dramatically! Wheat had a 50% increase, Oats at 62% increase, Rice at 39% increase. Increases were across the board on ALL bulk food items. Yes, shocking. But what is even more shocking is that this is just a drop in the bucket of what is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Resident State CCW Required for Utah CCW</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Apr 2011 21:55:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Country Survival</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.countrysurvival.com/?p=1279</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[On May 10, 2011 several new Utah laws go into effect regarding concealed firearm permits and fees One major change in the new law is regarding some non-resident applicants for the Utah concealed firearm permit. If a non-resident applicant is from a state that either has a formal reciprocity agreement with Utah or recognizes the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>FDA says you have no right to real food</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Apr 2011 22:11:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Country Survival</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.countrysurvival.com/?p=1283</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In a response to a lawsuit filed by the Farm-to-Consumer Legal Defense Fund (FTCLDF), the FDA has articulated its belief that there is no such thing as a right to health or to purchase or consume any given food. The FTCLDF has sued the FDA for banning the interstate shipment or sale of raw milk [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Walmart Food Storage</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Apr 2011 07:13:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Country Survival</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Food Storage]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.countrysurvival.com/?p=1268</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[About a year and a half ago, our local Wal-mart here in Arizona had an entire isle (in the food section) devoted to food storage, with #10 cans of dehydrated foods, water barrels, rotation systems for canned goods, etc. It could have been because of the large percentage of Latter-day Saints in the area. I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 April Fool&#8217;s Day Hoaxes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2011 17:04:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Country Survival</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.countrysurvival.com/?p=1255</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Pranks and hoaxes are a tradition on April Fool&#8217;s Day. Whether they&#8217;re silly or subtle, you&#8217;ll probably encounter one or two today. Of course, most of us now expect it and aren&#8217;t easily tricked. Sometimes, however, the hoax is very well done. Put enough effort into it, and you can get away with a lot. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hypocritical Liberal Democrats</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2011 17:35:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Country Survival</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.countrysurvival.com/?p=1245</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s funny (actually, it&#8217;s quite serious) how these liberal democrats change what they say to meet their own selfish self-interest. Maybe it&#8217;s time that the we use their own words against them. In 2003, Hillary Clinton screeched &#8220;I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this [...]]]></description>
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