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		<title>Woman Scares Burglar Acting Like a Dog</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 01:05:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ATHENS, Ga. (AP) &#8211; Police are investigating after an Athens woman scared off a would-be burglar by acting like a dog. The Athens Banner-Herald reported Monday that the woman scared off the suspect around 11 p.m. Saturday. According to police, the woman got on the floor and began scratching at the door and acting like [...]]]></description>
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		<title>28 Things Said Only at Thanksgiving</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 04:13:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here are 28 things that you can only get away with saying at Thanksgiving: 1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 4. If I don&#8217;t undo my pants, I&#8217;ll burst! 5. That&#8217;s one terrific spread! 6. I&#8217;m in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Country Lesson for Today</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:46:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes, we try too hard to get to the greener grass. In the process, we end up in trouble&#8230;&#8230;.. And when you find yourself in trouble and you&#8217;re stuck in a situation that you can&#8217;t get out of, there is one thing you should always remember&#8230;&#8230;. Not everyone who shows up&#8230;&#8230;. Is there to help [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obama Halloween Spread the Candy Distribution</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 17:04:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So here&#8217;s an idea. I&#8217;m going to be Barack Obama for Halloween. When kids come to my door, I&#8217;ll welcome them to the Barack Obama Socialist Nightmare. For each group of children that comes to my door I am going to take candy from the child with the most candy. I&#8217;ll keep some for myself, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stimulus Project Signs Need Improvement</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 21:47:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Barack Obama&#8217;s 6 month anniversary.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 06:22:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay, so it has been six months since Obama has illegitimately become the President of the United States. To NOT celebrate this landmark achievement, here are a few items to remember him by: Subscribe to the comments for this post? Share this on del.icio.us Digg this! Post on Google Buzz Share this on Mixx Share [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dog Attacks Easter Bunny</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 11:47:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Think you have life bad? How would you feel if your dog attacked the Easter bunny. Try explaining that one to you kids. Apparently this family dog didn&#8217;t want the Easter bunny escaping. Subscribe to the comments for this post? Share this on del.icio.us Digg this! Post on Google Buzz Share this on Mixx Share [...]]]></description>
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