Here are 28 things that you can only get away with saying at Thanksgiving:
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
4. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!
5. That’s one terrific spread!
6. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. Its [...]
Sometimes, we try too hard to get to the greener grass.
In the process, we end up in trouble……..
And when you find yourself in trouble and you’re stuck in a
situation that you can’t get out of, there is one thing you should
always remember…….
Not everyone who shows up…….
Is there to help you!!!!
Okay, so it has been six months since Obama has illegitimately become the President of the United States. To NOT celebrate this landmark achievement, here are a few items to remember him by:
Think you have life bad? How would you feel if your dog attacked the Easter bunny. Try explaining that one to you kids. Apparently this family dog didn’t want the Easter bunny escaping.