Here are 28 things that you can only get away with saying at Thanksgiving:

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
4. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!
5. That’s one terrific spread!
6. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!
10. Don’t play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
12. Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all of that!
18. That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!
19. Nice thighs.
20. Savor the flavor of my warm gravy as it goes into your mouth
21. Do you think its done or should I stick it back in?
22. Wanna try my special gravy?
23. Dark meat is moister.
24. Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it.
25. Just lay back & take it easy…I’ll do the rest.
26. I love breast!
27. Boy, after a big one like that, I’ll need to get some sleep.
28. Are you going to come again next time?

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